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Fuel Your Bod!

“You are what you eat.”
– Woofisto Puppos

Hippies telling you to eat grass… Your chunky friends inviting you to come hang at the fast/fried food restaurant… There’s a ton of bad advice out there! I’ve brought together all the wholesome, wholefood common sense for you! You’ll learn all the tips and tricks on how to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Remember… It’s not a diet! It’s a lifestyle that you’re building!

Build Your Bod!

“I woof, therefore I am buff.”
– Bark DeFurceps

Juiced up muscle heads commanding you to go to the gym… Skinny, vegans begging you to go long distance running… The internet is full of terrible fitness advice! No fitness influencers will tell you what I’m about to tell you, because they want to sell you on gym memberships, mystery powders, and secret juice! I’m going to give you the best advice on how to build an athletic body without ever going to the gym! No knee-breaking marathons required!

Sleep!

“Eyelids down, dreams abound little hound.”
-Puppartychus

Dreary-eyed gurus telling you to work all night… Silly celebrities telling you to go to the gym at 4am… Sleep is the third piece of the fitness pyramid! Your body grows when it’s asleep! Sleep with a purpose little pup! All that good eating and muscle pumping will go to waste if you aren’t giving your body the optimal conditions to recover! Sleep like you mean it!

Be Clean!

“Fresh from the bath, in joy’s aftermath.”
-Puppasiphon

Ugly pups with dry skin and pimples giving you hygiene advice… Stinky pups talking too close to your face with their bad breath and yellow teeth… Being clean is a must! It’s not just about making sure you’re not smelly! Your physical health and mental health are tied to your cleanliness! Your super-cleaned pearly white teeth will keep the rest of your body healthy, and your smile will brighten everyone’s day!

Be Happy!

“Ball is thrown, happiness is grown!”
– Puppigena

Fear-mongering media ruining your mood with whack morning news…We unfortunately live in a very negative world… Hack doctors prescribing medications because you think you are too sad!!! Being happy is a choice you have to make, no matter how hard your life may seem. I’m going to teach you all the tips and tricks to keep the good vibes going so you can block out any bad juju! Happiness is key! Your number one job in life is to be happy!

Silver Edition

And that rounds out the Silver Edition! The goal in writing the Silver Edition was to help you achieve basic success in life. Being happy and healthy…So doable, anypup can follow along from the comfort of their own home… BUT! Here is where most pups fall off the bandwagon! (Or simply don’t have the guts to continue!) Do you have what it takes to conquer the Gold Edition content?!

Have Fun!

“Curiosity is the beginning of adventure!”
– Socropup

Boring pups crushing your vibes telling you about their boring, lifeless weekends… Nagging pups holding you back, telling you to relax… You are not hyper-active! You are just stoked on life! There’s no better way to kick off the Gold Edition than to talk about having fun! Don’t mess it up by doing weenie activities like playing video games or reading books! I will reveal the high level ways to have fun later… You’re brand new to the Gold pup way of living so just use these tips to Make the most of everyday life! Enjoy 🙂

Engineer!

“Scientists investigate… but Engineers chew that which has never been chewed!”
– Albert Pupinstein

Smooth brain drivers causing car crashes… Lackluster teachers making you fill out mind-numbing worksheets… Your average pup has no clue how most of the world works! Everything you see in front of your beautifully engineered eyes is a wonderful orchestration of physics, chemistry, and biology. Fat textbooks are lame, so via cute little stories, I’ll show you how to think… How to approach life as an engineer… How to make sense of the grandeur of the universe that’s unfolding right before your eyes instead of passing through life in blissful ignorance!

Focus!

“The successful warrior is just the average dog with laser-like focus.”
– Pup Lee

Stressed-out pups telling you to study for 10 hours straight… Procrastinating pups panicking as deadlines approach… Time is the most valuable resource! Do not waste a minute. Whether you’re at play or at work…FOCUS! But that’s easier said than done, so here I am to help you optimize your mind! Bad pups will tell you things just take time…but things take focus! Focus can cut your study session down from 5 hours to 2. Focus can help you to learn how to kitesurf on day 1 versus day 4. Apply your mind towards every task you face in life with laser focus, and you’ll have a much more fulfilling life!

Be Confident!

“Don’t let the fear of striking out keep you from chewing on the baseball bat.”
– Pup Ruth

Nervous Nellies warning you not to pursue your dreams… Butterflies in your stomach making you queasy… Life is a lot like a musical. You need to put on your best performance! Every pup you interact with is going to judge you based on your appearance and the energy that you radiate! Change the course of your life dramatically by always presenting yourself in the best light possible!

Live your Virtues!

“Virtue is nothing else than right reason, or right barking.”
– Senecapup

Saying please and thank you is not enough! Learning right from wrong is the easy bit… Putting your morals into action is where the rubber meets the road! Rest easy at night when you lay your head down, knowing you are one of the good pups. Be a positive light in this ruff and tough world! Your reputation and integrity should precede you when you walk into the park!

Muzzle your Vices!

“The most powerful weapon against temptation is self-control, or a leash.”
-Pupnonymous

If you have a chihuahua playmate, you know the struggle of dealing with the devil! Lot of famous pups out there are trying to trick you, flexing on you with their doggy bags filled with cash, spinning collars made out of diamonds, and premium chew toys… Learn to turn away temptation and focus on buying things that actually bring you joy! Like dirt bikes! And kitesurfing gear! But don’t be greedy!

Grow Relationships

“The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention, or a belly rub.”
– Pup Nhat Hanh

Crazy Ex-Pupfriends leaving you sad and depressed… Whacky family members not appreciating all your hard work… Managing relationships is an art! Other pups are sometimes very complicated creatures. Master the concept of empathy, grow your network, and you’ll take over the world! Or, you can just use these essential skills to make friends, find love, and have successful business meetings.

Fund your Freedom! 

“Money is a terrible master but an excellent chew toy.”
– Pup T. Barnum

Your owner making you work as a security guard 24/7… Impending layoffs at the chew toy factory… Salary and puppy dog pay are sensitive subjects! Most pups spend their entire paychecks on silly purchases and will never escape the rat race! Save and invest your money until you can buy your freedom! Become a master negotiator and get a remote job so you can work from anywhere!

Travel!

“The world is a bone and those who do not travel take only one lick.”
– Saint Augustpup

Bad corporate job only letting you have 3 weeks of vacation a year… Videos online of pups partying in the tropics while you suffer another winter snowstorm… Traveling is not easy and there is a lot of terrible advice out there! Don’t spend too much money traveling until you have figured out how to fund your freedom or you may never escape the system! But when you are ready, you’ll experience first-paw how the world is an amazing place! This guide will make sure you don’t mess it up! Don’t be a tourist… Be a traveler!